ive heard rumors that deep in the canyons of the west there is a place called "gore canyon", filled with huge unrunnable cascades and major waterfalls. people dont even walk in there let alone take a boat in. if you want to commit suicide then you should try to claim the 1st D of that. but i dont think anyone would come out of there in one piece.
they call it gore because if you go in there the river will gore you to pieces and you will die.
but still...if you lived to tell the story of the narrows then you might be the man for the job of an epic crazy first d like that though
"Don't f$&@ing eddy out, just run it! Whaddya doin??" -LMyers