n. fr. "douche", fr. French, fr. Italian "doccia"
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities.
Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche.
A person with a shitty personality that needs to "take themself the fuck down" or "go home and get their fucking shine box." A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.
What used to be accurate on this site, was replaced by a bunch of people who defined it because they really had no clue what it meant. A douchebag is a pretentious, sugar coated prick, but with emphasis on pretentious and sugar coated. It's not an adjective for an asshole, because assholes call other people douchebags, and assholes are more often than not proud of being assholes.
A complete and total asshole. Beyond the realm of bastard or shithead; a douchebag is a title given to those not only showing exceptional skill in being a total prick, but taking above-average enjoyment in their dirty deed. To appropriatly call someone a "douchebag" they need to be at least an asshole, but have at least a hint of malice in their actions.
An insult most often directed toward very eccentric and uninhibited individuals whose inconsiderate actions frequently hinder their ability to socialize and develop relationships with others.
A description that fits nearly every teenager who conforms monotonously to popular culture. Often known for their tendency to have low individuality and severe intolerance for those that exhibit different behavior. Note: The best location to study the ridiculous patterns of douchebags is your local mall.
Someone whos so far deep in the asshole forest that they are associated with cleaning dirty vaginas and/or being a pompous prick thats 1/8 italian and tries to act like a mobster at your local highschool. Also a co-worker who constantly eats your food even though its labeled and then argues with you over tirvial things
The drunken loser at the bar who buys a girl a drink to get into her pants, then calls her a dyke because she's not interested.
One with the innate ability to be a comeplete jerk off, spoiled brat, immature, lil penis on hte face of the planet. One who retains a maturity of 2 years old, while using one liners to win arguments (ex. Yeah ok, your mom, anal)