Originally Posted by IamCori
I love your guy's spirit!!
You little go-getters.
Alright, so in the event you may recognize this description; white/blonde hair, green kayak, tan, blue eyes, muscular-but not stocky, drives a truck, dog lover; but did not have one with him....umm..that is not much to work with, is it? :/
For the record; I don't discriminate against brunettes...how could I? I am one.
This thread is golden. It totally might be me! Although I have brown hair, sometimes it looks blond because I'm tan like Conan The Barbarian, but way skinnier. Like if you see me on the river hook me up with a sandwich, I'm always hungry. Sooo I might not have blue eyes, but the reflection of the river might have altered the shade of them briefly.
I'm going to be honest, I paddle a pink Nemisis. I don't really have an explanation for how it might have appeared green, but sometimes when I loop it people forget what color it is and just want to admire my awesome carping rolls as I flush out of the feature.
I drive an old dirty golden Camry, but when I have all my gear loaded on it one might mistake it for a truck. The amount of stuff I have packed into the back seats might fool someone. People generally have to sift through mountains of Wendy's bags and clipped toenails if they want a shuttle.
I'm smart! E=MC^2 That equation explains why my boof defies the laws of gravity.
Finally, and the only description that actually fits me at all, is being a dog lover. Typing that sentence felt weird. I just want to clarify I love dogs like a kayaker loves PBR after spending three days boating through a canyon.
I look kind of like this.
Just imagine all that muscle packed onto my 5'9" frame.