Originally Posted by jmack
The Salt was a pretty exclusive trip. We didn't take just anyone who showed up at the put-in at 2AM with a kayak and a case of beer.
This one guy showed up without any connections and takemeto stuck her thumb in his eye, kneecapped him, and turned him in to the Apache police.
I didn't think it was very nice but I was too scared to say anything.
I guess what I'm trying so say is you probably shouldn't invite yourself along on one of these trips or you are liable to end up as a one-eyed cripple in Apache prison.
Holy sh*t, that is the funniest thing I have read on the buzz in a long time. Actual wit instead of just sh*t talking and obvious insults.
And for the record any random kayakers showing up really should bring a minimum of two cases of beer to avoid the random's fate. A keg would be much better and guarantee acceptance into the tribe (the boating one, not the Indian one).