Y'all should take this to the court! There is a small event coming up with raft races, and all sorts of festivities. The crazies part about this event is that the majority of the raft racers will be raft guides. How about that, all these bubbling idiots who don't know the differences between a thrust and and a cross bow rudder, let alone how to paddle a raft. Fame glory, and all the rafting honeys can be yours, all you have to do is pay the fee and win the race.
Gore Canyon Race August 17-18, be there or be a gaper, or someone who wishes they were a gaper.