Now tak'er easy there honey. Ain't no need to be jealous or territorial here. Well perhaps there may be a little reason but hell, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm sure if you fell out of that danged oll raft one if these here kayakers would still have their way with ya, Dont hold yur breath for the raft guide at lunch though.
Now forgive me for sayin so but, perhaps you ought spend a bit less time tryin ta find a man here and a bit more time paying attention.
I can spot a SOUTHERN PHONY any day of the week! Hell, you make my job EASY: there wasn't one "y'all"
What exactly is your job? Certaintly it doesnt have anything to do with pay'n attn. If ya take the time to go back and check, I'm sure ya might find a "ya'll" in there somewheres. Now be sure and take it slow read the whole post because sure'nough, its in there.
As far as the Danged o'll FOX news goes, if you had any local knowledge whatsoever yoo'd know that Jerry Springer comes on the same time as FOX news, Now I dont care who ya are, AINT NO WAY IN HELL YA CAN PICK FOX NEWS OVER SPRINGER!!!!! You wanna talk about UN-American, well there ya have it. Thats just unheard of.
Now then whos really the phony round these parts? Lets take a look at your attempt at to sound smarter than the average Texan
or c) blaming everything on us commiesatanisthomosexualtreehuggingterroristfemina ziabortionistantigunantifamilytroophating liberals!!!
Now I believe the operative word in which proves your ass to be either A)a damnd liar or B) A typical looney multipersonality prozak tak'n golddigger would be "us" used in the above context. Now if you truely is a commiesatanisthomosexualtreehuggingterroristfemina ziabortionistantigunantifamilytroophating liberals, then you sure as hell aint no true suthun girl like you been tryin to lead us to believe.
Either way, I'm not a hater, so get those photos up on the that web site you was talk'n bout and I'll surely send in a few bucks.
If ya ever do make it my way, I'll hold true and GitRDone......