I can spot a SOUTHERN PHONY any day of the week! Hell, you make my job EASY: there wasn't one "y'all" or even so much as a single
mention of NASCAR any
where in your post!
Kudos on allusions to velvet Elvises, monster truck tires, and Southern Comfort..... Definite point deductions for encouraging one to tune out FOX news (c'mon, what *true
* suthuhn'ah offers up THAT kind of schwag advice??
), and for failing a) to utter the phrase "UN-American" even once, b) passing on an opportunity to link all that is good and holy back to the (so-called) "accomplishments" of one George W. Bush, or c) blaming every
thing on us commiesatanisthomosexualtreehuggingterroristfemina ziabortionistantigunantifamilytroophating liberals!!!
Next time, my friend.....