Oh my dear Gary E..... I'm just trying to help too. Both you and the other front rangers, so they don't get a bad rap and all.
And it's not a t-shirt I want you to have, but a very comfortable fitting straight jacket and a super man cape - because you're very special.
"Psychotic disorders are a group of serious illnesses that affect the mind. These illnesses alter a person's ability to think clearly, make good judgements, respond emotionally, communicate effectively, understand reality and behave appropriately. When symptoms are severe, people with psychotic disorders have difficulty staying in touch with reality and often are unable to meet ordinary demands of daily life. However, even the most severe psychotic disorders usually are treatable"
The good news is, it's going to be ok, there are many other dillusional people out there. YOU ARE NOT ALONE and one day you'll learn to communicate effectively (not putting words in other people's mouths, etc.), understand reality (there are great boaters in Vail, etc.) and just be able to stay in touch with reality in general (come up and boat in Vail, with great boaters, etc.).
Good luck tiger.