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Old 05-12-2008   #11
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Nice report Mr. Cocktoastin........

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Old 05-23-2008   #13
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.....BEEP....BEEEEP.....this just in:" hello, DICK COCKTOASTIN here....with an ACCU-GNAR SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT...."that isolated SUPER-CELL of gnar we reported last week has not seems to have picked up extra energy and moisture from the resevoir systems located near the affected area....therefore, in the interest of general population safety....the system has been upgraded to a MEGA-CELL O' GNAR....the USGS has just released information about possible "SEISMIC ACTIVITIES" being recorded in the affected area!!!!.....a 1.5 on the RICHTER SCALE was noted......other temors have been reported by fishermen and climbers....the SEVERE TRAVEL ADVISORY has not been stayed tuned for more information as we recieve it...."DICK COCKTOASTIN saying ...goodbye folks"....

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