That is f'n hilarious! But, from looking at the other 4 posts, this might be legit.
You are basically spot on. Boofs aren't always via rock's. But that is a sure way to get a great launch.
If you aren't trolling... then I highly question your "upper/lower gauley" listing as fav's on your profile....
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body. But rather...To skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming... WOW !!!! What a ride!!!!!!"