Kayaking and Beer

[cayo]

I am sure youv'e all noticed the many references to beer on various posts,this is all good ,though I'm no advocate of boating drunk.However I have noticed a HIGHLY DISTURBING trend,that is that many of you seem to consider Miller Highlife as beer.One guy even tried to hit on a single boater chick by offering up this swill,my boy Bastard Son of Elvis;whom I had hoped to meet and boat with[I likes comedians},alluded to it,there could be bloodshed if he tries to pass that shit off on me.So lets set the record staight as to the origens of this alledged beer; big dude like me drinks case of Pilsner Urquell the urine is harvested and diluted with several thousand gallons of water[note the color}wood alcohol is then added to raise to 6.0 and mass marketed to braindead losers with no taste buds.
Bud wieser has been recycling the same hop for 50 years. Coors Light is a more diluted version of Miller LOWLIFE ,remember thier old ad campaign"Theres a place where the hawk soars free and we shot him down and stole his pee".Please learn what beer is .Food -[drink} for thought.

[Phillips]

I like Pilsner Urquell too, but Chezcvar is even better!

[K2boater]

nothing like a wicked headache from kind heady microbrews!!! I'd rather knock back a case of swill then drink "real" beer.

Long Live Olympia and Old Style!!!

any one up for a game of Edward Forty Hands?

[BastrdSonOfElvis]

OH no he di-in't.

Okay, I'll concede that it's not the best beer out there. BUT there are certain times when livin the highlife is the only way. When I come off the water or off the trail I want something that is beer yet quenches my thirst. My favorite beers (Guinness, New Castle, Theakston, UK ales et al) don't do the trick like the girl on the moon.

There's a time and a place. Will you see me belly up to the bar and order a highlife? No. Will you see me walk into the co'na sto and pick up a thirty pack with a boat on my car? HELLS YEAH. Especially if you were at my co'na sto fifteen minutes ago.

Time to go boatin'. Peace.

[rwhyman]

As a brewer, I can tell you that there is no way in hell that any of the Budmillercoors is anywhere near 6.0%. If you are just looking for a buzz, try some Colt 45 or such, but you will never see me drinking that crap.

[RDNEK]

High Life or SKA is the only way to go!

Best reason for drinkin the high life (other than the peer group) is that if you want to carry a 12er in the back of your sled for half a day and not have 80% of them brake - drink High Life. By far the strongest can of them all followed by bush light, coors, and finally bud.

Another good reason to live the High Life

[paddlebizzle]

I'm shocked that PBR has not been mentioned. The Blue Ribbon of beers is the greatest - even out of a bootie.

[thedude1683]

DALE'S PALE ALE... canned goodness... best river beer out there. Old Chub too if your looking for that head buzz, those folks in Lyons have got the right idea for us river rats.

[cayo]

I like PBR for cheap beer ,Old Style is even ok, My main point is how ridiculously bad Miller is,have you no taste buds man!I think it's ales and dark beers which tend to give monster headaches if you over doit ,while I respect thier craftsmanship,I prefer high quality Pilsners and Lagers.I notice alot of boaters drinking Dale's and OLD CHUB, never see um' anywhere else.
It was very popular to drink an 18 pack of Little Kings when I was in high school.UMMMM Iriquois Brands Champale ...er yuck

Also hangover + sit-on-top+undercut= near death experience

[BastrdSonOfElvis]

That's what you get for paddling a sit-on-top...and for hating the champagne of beers.