So me and the brahs were taking a paddle even though the creek was little manky. When we got to the first drop I couldn't decide if I should pull out my bad ass boof or just plug it. My boof was gay and I got chundered I must of looked like a duffek we stoped at kermits for a little grease on the way out man that creek was too low.
While boofing with my brahs we decided a little pluging would be good. After greasing my duffek I plugged into that greasie biatch. She was so manky I mean it was lower than Josh's Mom. I could have been chundering in that hole all night long! After swimming through that crack we pulled out gripped my shaft and paddled away.
No brahs were harmed in the writing of this story!
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