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Old 08-14-2005   #1
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Just got my new TRODENPUSSY kayak!!! HOTpics from OR inside!

TRODENPUSSY was representin the underground, grassroots, bitch-pussy kayak movement strong at OR this year! Just got my Midwesterner to go ceek some shit and it rips!! I ran Pine Creek for the first time in it without swimming, which means I'm really a solid class 5 boater now. Time to make a movie!!!! What?? Why not? Everybody's doing it. First on the list? OBJ baby!! Yeah, I heard its like a total cluster up there in the spring with like class 3 boaters running it, and then, if they make it thinking they can go jump on like Middle Kings or Toxaway. You know, cause like running class 5 just 'cause you can cartwheel is soo trendy these days.

Anyway, for some seet pics from OR visit here:


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Old 08-15-2005   #2
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Dude, I'm glad you enjoyed the Midwesterner and our girlfriends. Mine had to be rushed to the ER with gohnasyphiherpelaids immediatly following your introduction, but I think she'll be alright. Aids is just something we'll both have to deal with now. Anyways, if you'd like a vibrator in your boat, we can send you one for $42.00. I would like to suggest a much cheaper option though. Although you won't be able to experience the pleasure of total class V orgasm at all times, you can just quickly pull into an eddy and use one of our dildos. We give them away for free, kind of like Fluid does with the beachballs. We also have anal beads, butt plugs, and straps ons as well. Best of wishes with your STD's and go run some shit. You fuckin pussy.
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