This Johnnie Kayaker story depicts Kiwi Ben Robson's Christmas day on the Middle Palguin. Here's a snippit:
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The “sketch bridge” would fit perfect into a Hollywood adventure thriller depicting extreme-kayaking.
Intro: NZ Kayaker (Keanu Reeves) crosses ragged bridge, bright gear, shaking, muscles, nauseous, moaning to gasping girl on bank, late afternoon light slants over trees onto bridge, raging river crashes on bridge ready to fall, hero crawls…
Kiwi Hero turns to girl: “You wanted me to get out of the house. I love you but do I have to kill myself? You know only Johnnie Kayaker has ran this drop.” (storm rolls, dark clouds, thunder)
Beautiful Chilena brunette (Angelina Jollie), lots of cleavage (strike that) girl climbs out of eddy wearing soaked Johnnie Kayaker Tee, yells (flicks her wet hair)… “Ben don’t do it… I love you.” (jumps up and down frustrated, camera zooms)
Ben can tell she’s getting cold: “I’m from New Zealand and I’m a kayaker. There’s no way I’m going to let these wanka Americans take the piss outta…”
Girl interrupts, wind blowing hair: “NO BEN! DON’T… I’m pregnant.”
Back to Reality- the Seal Launch is 12' above the biggest drop of the Kiwi's life.
Ben’s peering over the 12’ seal launch feeding the 70 footer calculating his stroke at the lip, and what to do if he flips in the frothy eddy slowly flowing direct into what will be his largest drop by a multiple of 2.5.
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