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Old 04-12-2011   #1
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Johnnie Kayaker Story...

This Johnnie Kayaker story depicts Kiwi Ben Robson's Christmas day on the Middle Palguin. Here's a snippit:

Read Johnnie Kayaker Story Here.

The “sketch bridge” would fit perfect into a Hollywood adventure thriller depicting extreme-kayaking.
Intro: NZ Kayaker (Keanu Reeves) crosses ragged bridge, bright gear, shaking, muscles, nauseous, moaning to gasping girl on bank, late afternoon light slants over trees onto bridge, raging river crashes on bridge ready to fall, hero crawls…

Kiwi Hero turns to girl: “You wanted me to get out of the house. I love you but do I have to kill myself? You know only Johnnie Kayaker has ran this drop.” (storm rolls, dark clouds, thunder)

Beautiful Chilena brunette (Angelina Jollie), lots of cleavage (strike that) girl climbs out of eddy wearing soaked Johnnie Kayaker Tee, yells (flicks her wet hair)… “Ben don’t do it… I love you.” (jumps up and down frustrated, camera zooms)

Ben can tell she’s getting cold: “I’m from New Zealand and I’m a kayaker. There’s no way I’m going to let these wanka Americans take the piss outta…”

Girl interrupts, wind blowing hair: “NO BEN! DON’T… I’m pregnant.”

Ben: “WTF?”

Back to Reality- the Seal Launch is 12' above the biggest drop of the Kiwi's life.
Ben’s peering over the 12’ seal launch feeding the 70 footer calculating his stroke at the lip, and what to do if he flips in the frothy eddy slowly flowing direct into what will be his largest drop by a multiple of 2.5.

View photos and Read More at Johnnie Kayaker Story Here.

Keep Kayaking.

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Old 04-12-2011   #2
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My dick exploded thinking about angelina joile one time too.

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Old 04-12-2011   #3
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That's incredible! This story has everything Tom looks for in a porno; pregnant bitches, dicks, and Keanu Reeves.
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Old 04-12-2011   #4
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Glad you liked it...

I hope you got a laugh out of it.

Ben actually made a trip to the hospital the following day and was sidelined for the rest most of the remainder of his trip.

Keep Kayaking.
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