Signorini is a total Douche
Jeremy Signorini is a total Douche Bag. Paddling at OBJ a few years ago, solid high flow, he did not want to run the falls first, all scared like a virgin at her prom. I sacked up, thought i stuck it, got hammered in the hole at the bottom, and yes i swam. He had his lady at the lip filming, he protaged around, I had to self rescue all my shit...Thanks Jeremy!
That said, I may be able to join you biatches at Escalante next week, I may only have one hand, but I can still throw a bag, I just can't pull you to shore.