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Old 07-29-2009   #51
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people who won't drink their boot when they swim (and this includes rafters who are guiding/rowing) are just not team players and you ought to think twice about boating with them. they can't even man up for a drink how are they gonna man up for a rapid or a rescue. they'll probably shirk their camp responsibilities too. when it comes to throw down for gas these guys will be the ones to owe you but never pay you since they spent it all on fucking ice cream.

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Old 07-29-2009   #52
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people who don't drnk the booty are just pussies! what the hell is there to worry about? alcohol kills bacteria!

lets see the pic!

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Old 07-29-2009   #53
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pink boots

Look, if you take a swim you are endangering yourself and those who may have to rescue you. You need to manup or girlup and take your penalty for said endangerment. This will appease those you endangered and discourage you from repeating your offense in the future.

If you're too much of a wuss to drink a beer after a paddle, then have a nice diet coke or nehi grape and at least give the gesture.

If you're still a wuss and won't drink from the booty...then your paddling buddies must find a suitably embarassing substitute. I would head down to the nearest megalomart and pick up some nice pink boots. Preferably something like Hello Kitty or Dora the Explorer would be suitable. I'd clean 'em up nice and keep them hermetically sealed until your inevitable washout. I'd even consider some latex gloves for you to wear so that you don't get any germs on or near your wussiness.
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Old 07-29-2009   #54
Durango, Colorado
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Not drinking booty beers represents an irresponsible and sick lack of judgement. It also demonstrates complete disrespect towards fellow paddlers.

Despite common assumption, there are actually 8 deadly sins.
Failure to drink Booty Beers

If somebody doesn't drink their booty beer I refuse to paddle with them. Grand Canyon permit or otherwise.

By the way, whats with the "Equestrian Singles" adds on this site?

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