Do Evan and Kyle need to make a new edition of the guidebook that has beer drinking rules in it?
A swim = bootie beer
Crew members who pick up yard sale=beer later at bar
Self rescue all your gear=buy yourself beer at bar for being a stud
Falling out while guiding a raft=12 pack for everyone (one 12 pack total)
Flipping a raft=you falling out=12 pack for everyone
Do I follow this all the time, f no, drinking out of a bootie is nasty. I would rather do Caspermike's mom. If it is enforced I sack up though and drink the shiat.
Foreverhard: If you don't believe in river gods call out a few of your local rivers and talk shit to them on this forum, then let me know how life goes.
P.S. I think I got Giardia for the second time this year for drinking a bootie beer.