Originally Posted by Afogel
I am afraid the "we don't drink botty beers because its nasty and DANgerous" group is starting to get some traction, sort of like the religious right in the late 80's. This aint good. We need to put a stop to it before the entire fabric of the paddling tradition begins to fall apart. DRINK THE BOOTY. Its not a choice. its the law, son.
Why don't you bootie beer drinkers just go lick a fresh dog turd instead?
Or suck a fat babies ass?
You have no fucking imagination whatsoever and this shit has only been going around for a few years really.
When I learned to kayak if you swam you bought beer for the crew not drink out of someones fungus fest of a bootie. If you lost your shit you bought the guy who recovered it a bottle ( of their choice to some extent) and now you dirtbag kayakers come along and decide your too cheap to actually buy someone who saved your shit something good so you act like fucking clowns at a circus.
"hey guys, I am not going to buy you a bottle, but I will drink a cheap warm beer out of my/your bootie." (If your going for clown points why don't balance a ball on your nose while you drink your nastiness? Or do it upside down or some shit at least a little creative.)
"Is that cool cuz I really don't want to have to go to the liquor store and throw down for a bottle of Jack or Crown cuz I'm a cheap dirtbag bastard."