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Old 09-27-2012   #1
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Is Lady Gaga Demshitz?

I don't know if I am the only one who has noticed similarities between the "Brown Claw" and Lady Gaga's signature "Monster Claw"! Coincidence? Conspiracy? Is Evan Garcia actually Gaga?! Has anyone seen her in a Tribe Rider flat brim? I don't want to take away from the extremely enlightening Creature Craft debate but I feel the uncanny resemblance warrants discussion.
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Old 09-27-2012   #2
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I think he's pulled off the claw without really earning it. Really, doing so kayaking is way easier and less risky than in panties on a stage in front of thousands. and he probably pulled it off on his first try. Weak, that's just too easy.

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Old 09-27-2012   #3
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Anyone notice how much weight Gaga has packed on since the photo?
Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it "guaranteed", I will. I got spare time.
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Demshitz has been making kayaking look so damn sexy with that internationally renowned Brown Claw that Lady Gaga wanted to become a piece of the action. Unfortunately for Gaga, the Brown Claw was already patented by badass mofo's who huck, so she created a knock off called the Monster Claw to try to be as cool (and sexy) as Demshitz kayakers. We've gone mainstream bitches!
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Old 09-28-2012   #5
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Originally Posted by Cutch View Post
We've gone mainstream bitches!
Does that mean kayaking isnt cool anymore and we should all take up no canoe/shooting?
"Don't f$&@ing eddy out, just run it! Whaddya doin??" -LMyers
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Old 09-28-2012   #6
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To know Lady Gaga's underlying motivations with her new "monster claw", one must understand the origin of The Brown Claw. I could try and explain the roots of this iconic kayaking symbol, but this video of Fusilli full-fills this task much better.

I think Lady Gaga is trying to send a message. I believe she has been browning in secret as of late. Browning in bed, browning in public, smearing the brown all over her walls and praising The Brown in the language of Kazakh. Keep your eyes peeled, this "monster claw" is merely the beginning of a long and bumpy road for Lady Gaga, or should we say Lady Caca?
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When Lady Gaga drops a "Monster Claw" on stage, she is just participating in one of the oldest professions known to man.
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Anyone notice how much weight Gaga has packed on since the photo?
I guess she has turned into a monster......the cookie monster

the blue claw is the new new shit

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