Whoa, hold on there. Toys? Toys? What toys?
I went to that link Don put up and watched the Foamie video. Those weren't toys; it was real. It had to be; you can't fake pro jock moves like that. They were just a little stiff in the upper body, that's all. Probably extremely cold water and not enough warm up stretching. I think it was EJ operating undercover. I recognized some signature moves in there for sure. Plus, did you ever see such balance and recovery. Inspirational paddling on some gnarley flow absolutely.
Got to go, my medication is getting cold.
I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I'm not a spoon.