Just had to share.
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Any tips on the following: I am hoping to rig a waterproof headset for my cellphone so I can conduct business while ripping it up. This will have to tie into the laptop which will be right under my skirt. The laptop will be used to submit messages to forums about how rad I am and how I am messaging while surfing. Also will keep me in touch with the office to receive urgent info. and service important clients. The whole deal needs to be wireless. Combined with the behind the seat fax/printer I will be a fully capable class IV business person. Personally I solved the music issue by installing two speakers(one in the bow and one in the stern) which are tied into the laptops playlist of over ten thousand illegally downloaded songs. The entire package will be powered by solar cells integrated into my helmet, pfd, and paddle as well as portions of kayak. Sure it adds a little weight to my play boat but hell anything to be on the cutting edge of the sport. And it's about time I say. You don't know how many times I've lamented to my bros. "Man those birdsongs are really starting to grate my nerves, God if I only could listen to some Mudvayne right now", or "Jesus, if I have to listen to one more minute of wind in the pines and that stupid ass burbling brook I'll go crazy! Pass me the ipod, I need some Bob Marley." I say ignoring the world is not just for city folk anymore. Now even tibetan nomadic herdsmen can isolate themselves like a New York stockbroker. I mean let's face it how many times can you really have conversations with your fellow human beings before there is nothing left to say. Viva la revoluticion' and don't talk to me.
p.s. did I mention the X-box.
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