Oh alright, I give up. CM, you so much act like a douche (name-calling, how liberating!), but apparently not when you pull your itchy little fingers away from the keyboard and get into a kayak. My old fashioned self still doesn't think it's cool to be purposefully petty, small minded, arrogant, etc. etc., but I can completely understand the soulhealing ways of water and gravity. I sure hope I don't meet you online any more than I have to, but I look forward to meeting you on the river (and not knowing you're caspermike so I don't get all high-minded and judgemental
By the way, if someone wanted to hold a Big South for BS virgins, I'll be there with my turkey leg, video camera, and ducky!