Somos del Rio
The idea came from a little chat on FaceF*%$ about our upcoming trip.
Other crew member: Fuck yea mang. Booked my ticket last week!
Me: yea (rap term) yea
bring me down some old clothes that are still sweet/rad that you don't want. shwag if you will. also a couple of cans of copenhagen
oh yea, how's it going. sorry I've been in the 3rd world for a while
Other crew member: ha!! on it! life's good
Me: so fuckin' pumped for this trip.
Other crew member: when was the last time you paddled??
Me: when was the last time you got laid?
Other (lying) crew memeber: 3 nights ago
Me: Its been a little longer than that since I've boated, 4 years, but I drink heavily and smoke a lotta cigs, no problem.
Other crew member: yes!! shouldn't be a problem, rumor has it you're bringing your glider setup??
Me: I've been on a very strict regiment over the last four years, and I've ramped it up over the last month or so. I'm up to 2 bottles of rum and 4 packs or Marlboros, THE REDS. And yes I'm bringing my glider because I'm terrified of kayaks. I can't wait to see my boof though, I'm pretty sure it's better than Evan's by now. He has 2 kids for fu@$ sakes, and Life lives in Seattle with Todd Gillman drinking lattes and surfing with 700ml wetsuits. I like my chances.
That's when it hit me. A good ol' fashion Mountainbuzz wager. Something to give all you zombies in your cubicles something to live for.
Evan Stafford, Life Embertoson (you probably know his Mom), and Lotsawater are going to Chile to help Evan with his movie. Yes there will be some boating involved and yes I have invited the lovely Mrs. Embertson.
I'm willing to bet that I will win the icecream game, check guidebook for Ice Cream Rules. I'm willing to bet one shaved eyebrow, one shaved leg and you have to grow a mustache for 1 month (no freestyle). and the photo evidence posted on facebook/mountainbuzz.
I wonder if Life or Evan has the sand to take a bet like that.
Further I would like to start a contest amongst buzzards by taking guesess about the total number of swims from the entire team, and each individual team member.
Example: Total swims:400 Life:396 Evan:4 Lotsawater
o the fu#@ing math
I live in a beach town in Canoa Ecuador: The winner of the contest will recieve a 1 week stay at the luxurious Coconut Hotel "Right on the fawking beach" and a $200 tab at my bar: The Surf Shak Surf Shak Canoa Ecuador
You can come down and stay at the beach in a great hotel with a healthy bar tab. Get out of the cold. Plane tickes are cheap
The only catch....there's always a catch. We need a little more support to raise some funds with the trip. As you may have seen we are trying to raise $11k for the trip and we are 1/2 way there. Thank you to everybody who has helped and thank you in advance for the people that plan on helping.
It's a great project, and everybody wants to see Life with a mustach and a shaved leg, eyebrow. Especially his wife.
So go to the website: Somos del Rio - A documentary film | Community Funded
Buy yourself a gift for your donation.
Let the betting commence.