I play boat, therefore, I am

[BastrdSonOfElvis]

rhm chimes in
mixing outdoor metaphor
contradicts himself


the King's bastard son
disillusioned by mere prose
responds in haiku

[bailito]

More haikus please friends
good way to communicate
where are the tubers?

tubers cant run gates
they dont whine like girlies, boys
tubers drink can beer


Haaaa I did a real haiku

[peterB]

Adam Clawson 10
C-1 Tuber of Nanty fame
Pulls Shane From River

or

Olympic Team guy
Started by tubing on knees
Twice the man

[rhm]

hey bsoe
i am failing to see the
contradiction here

[J]

bsoe, man
you are the most funniest
bastard on this site

[ToddG]

illegitimate
offspring of fallen Fatman
rulez Buzz with fierce wit

grouchy slalom guy
gets right of way by
virtue of bein' first

this is not chicken
versus egg situation
slalom paved the way

silly playboater
learn that sharing is caring
you'll feel better then

gnarler creekboaters
know that steeps are just slalom
through boulders not gates

gnarler creekboaters
kick the shit out of loopers
on daily basis

i think we should get to the point where we communicate exclusively in haiku. that would keep the trolls at bay.

[bailito]

haiku is the way
keep the dumb asses at bay
old and new can play


now this is getting fun

[kayakArkansas]

checked all your haikus
had to count on fingers but
they all look legit


I am bored at work
I cannot wait for spring flows
then my boat will float


good luck with your gates
whiny playboaters suck ass
find your momma's tit

[mvhyde]

and this is why it's fun to boat with the Arky crew...they're entertaining and fun

[DanOrion]

The great Basho was had water on the mind:
---------------------------
furuike ya
kawazu tobikomu
mizu no oto

At the ancient pond
a frog plunges into
the sound of water
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In 1686
Haiku poet and a frog
Park and huck is born