I need to catch giardia--seriously, but how?
I have a complicated work legal situation where I need to get sick for 1-2 weeks to delay some things. The company won't give me vacation.
So, I'd like to catch giardia or something similar. Where/how can I catch it?
Before you guys all immediately say "Confluence!", realize that I boat there regularly, perhaps 40 times a year. I did get sick once there last year, but I'm probably immune to it by now.
I realize this is a funny request, but I'm actually very serious. I'm willing to drive a ways to pick up the germs. The company is being unethical and very agressive, which is why I feel the need to resort to this.
Thanks for your help.