"Myth: Colorado boaters are incredibly enthusiastic about their sport.
Fact: By mid June, you will be wondering where all the kayakers went. By mid September, you will have to bribe someone to go run Gore with you at optimum flows on a 70 degree sunny day because "it's such a long drive", "the paddle in takes forever", and "my girlfriend needs me to help her fix the fence." By November, Brian Bank will be your only friend."
wait, I thought this was kayaking? Is your internet connection faster in June or something?