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Old 08-05-2009   #1
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I have a dumbass question...

Define "booty beer" and the rules for said beer of booty.

I want to make sure I'm following these types of things to the letter.

Thanks in advance,


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Old 08-05-2009   #2
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You swim involuntarily and you must drink a beer from your or someone elses booty.

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Old 08-05-2009   #3
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you unintentionally have an out of boat experience where you may put yourself or others in danger...

You DRINK from your booty

Somebody else saves you or any of your gear...

You DRINK from their booty
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Old 08-05-2009   #4
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If you swim you pour a beverage (preferably alcoholic) into a river shoe used on the trip and drink it.

Some people seem to have rules about whose booty gets used, what beverage, but I feel if you follow the simple procedure above you have covered your ass if you feel its necessary (hotly debated topic lately).......
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Old 08-05-2009   #5
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swim...raft or kayak...pour entire beer in booty at first opportunity...slam it.

Retarded......charma will not bite you if you refrain

Things charma WILL bit you for:

1. Stealing someone's gear
2. Being a jackass on the water and not understanding common courtesies.
3. Saying "watch this shit" or "follow my line"
4. Talking shit to the any way.
5. Lacking respect for her...
6. Being a general know-it-all, I'm too good for this shit, not friendly asshole.

Charma, she'll get ya.....but not for declining drinking a beer in the parking lot out of your funkness that is the booty.
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Old 08-05-2009   #6
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Its a way kayakers discovered to make Milwaukee's Best taste better, right?
Nothing in the world is more yielding and gentle than water. Yet it has no equal for conquering the resistant and tough. The flexible can overcome the unbending; the soft can overcome the hard. - Lao Tse
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Old 08-05-2009   #7
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It sure makes pbr taste better with out having to use twang
good times how can you beleive in karma and turn down the sacrificial lamb that is the booty beer?
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Old 08-05-2009   #8
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Thats just plain narsty. No way, no how.
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Old 08-05-2009   #9
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Good Times its spelled karma. Drink your booty beer.
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Old 08-05-2009   #10
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Is charma related to karma?

Karma is like this: If we set causes in motion the effects come back to us.
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