swim...raft or kayak...pour entire beer in booty at first opportunity...slam it.
Retarded......charma will not bite you if you refrain
Things charma WILL bit you for:
1. Stealing someone's gear
2. Being a jackass on the water and not understanding common courtesies.
3. Saying "watch this shit" or "follow my line"
4. Talking shit to the river....in any way.
5. Lacking respect for her...
6. Being a general know-it-all, I'm too good for this shit, not friendly asshole.
Charma, she'll get ya.....but not for declining drinking a beer in the parking lot out of your funkness that is the booty.