Originally Posted by lmyers
How many points would this guy get?
Maybe I should bring him down?
Lmyers: That dude could win without even getting in the water. Hell, he's probably won already. He can stay on his couch! Maybe we should call the whole event off. Seriously, though, those stachewings would introduce a whole new dimension of submarine hydrodynamics. Bring 'im down!
Ian: Luke, unfortunately, will not be attending, though he would LOVE to. He and his sister and mother are flying to Maine for the annual 6-week trip on Tuesday, so Dad's batchin' it again.
Aric: I can't speak for Milo, but Luke is sporting a full, dark beard. Odd for a five-year-old, I know. Odder still is that he's got blond hair, so the dark beard at five was a real surprise for his mother and me.