first, you will never get a supermodel by openly stating that you are in a 'akward' time of your life. (you can't quote ice cube and act all gangsta and do that either.)
second, your style is certainly not pimpin if you are wearing hot pants. with your roomie. you guys are just pimpin each other. seriously you shouldn't give each other the smack on the ass "good game" after cleaning dishes.
third, the only way to roll like a real baller, is to hustle!! straight up, no questions asked....