Q: Are there any Piranhas in this river?
A: Yes, really bright ones. So stay in the boat at all costs (wasn't really a lie most days if kayakers were out).
Q: Do we finish were we started?
A: No, that would be lake rafting around an island, not river rafting.
Q: How do you fit your legs in that thing?
A1: I'm doing a split with my right foot forward, I'll switch my legs at lunch to avoid cramps.
A2: Indian style, and I only accept tips in wampum.
A3: LEGS?! Wow, how insensitive of you! Didn't you see my wheelchair at the put in?
A4: Oh, It's like a Flinestone's car. I'm actually running along the bottom of the river. This paddle is just to fight off tyrodactyls.
Q: When's Lunch?
A1: Just five more minutes.
A2: Around the bend.