How many friendships have been broken by class V?

[bowen]

Hopefully all you monkeys' words of wisdom have helped Curtis in dealing with his post-Canyon reflection. I know a few junior rangers that would like to get back in there with Mr. Elwood and git er done.....Yo KY Meat-man I'll be back in Asheville at the end of the month to help you wash the sand out of that vag on the Green. Also, I've got some footage of our trip that you guys will want to see. Over and out.

All-Summer-Ben-Trodden

[Curtis_Elwood]

Bowen,

I'll be back with you guys for sure. It'll be next summer, though. I'm closing on a house on August 26th. Swing by on your way back from NC. I'd say stop in on your way out, but I don't imagine that you really want to help me move. I'll have an open couch and a bedroom if you want a place to crash out.

Wes, who said this was a failed trip? Someone got hurt, we dealt with it, and moved on. The negative feelings that I have about this trip don't stem from the trip itself, but rather from dealing with the aftermath.

[kymeat]

Give me a ring when you come to NC bowen, I've been waiting for a good douche. Did you ever get your floatbag and nalgene back from the Capt? Peace.

[bowen]

Curtis, thanks for the invite but I'll be flying, but stay in touch and hopefully we can do some creekin. Also, thanks to ky-meat man for returning my nalgene and floatbag...I will make sure to wash the ivy off of it. Will ad Mark give a call if you want to run the green between 24-29 of August. later Bryan..970-209-2404

[milo]

......curtis, the trip was not a failure.....it was kinda like a large screaming bottle rocket that finally exploded!!!....epic friendly place.....not rippin' on ya, just that's how i view the trip....much worse could have happened...like her going under the large block just below the waterfall...doomy place....she almost went under the rocks in DOUBLE TROUBLE as well(movie night)....hey wes...no problem....shizzle, when are we gonna get the RUSSIAN ARETE????? trying to get the M. BOX and BLACK JACK in a single torturous day...then get out the "shortcut" to a bike shuttle(my own little dumb-off).....ever been down the 140ft rap then carry'd on to the river? that area causes me some concern!!!...doomy eddy...free scramblin' up to the traverse ledge system....call me asap......JUNIOR RANGER 420.....PS. BOWEN AND I ARE PUTTING A FREESTYLE TRIP TOGETHER...now taking applications......

[double-a-ron]

where do i send my resume?

-aaron

[milo]

....send apps to MONTROSEDREAMTEAM.COM or try this site.....I'MA WHACKJOB.COM..... this will be a down canyon freestyle event....judged by those who are present....a "MONTROSE BOX BRO'DEO"....highlights include nature viewing, lunch time safety talks, BIG wall splatin', wild flower discussions, a "boof off", trust and friendship building workshops(rapids), down-rapid-race(RODEO RAPID), head to head flatwater cartwheel fight, follow the leader fun-time(monkey see, monkey do), LARSEN'S LEDGE sketch-off, chipmunk viewing, story telling time, fastest roll competition....hand rollin' comp(wink,wink,knudge,knudge!), junior ranger clubhouse meeting and the first ever BLENDER HOLE RODEO!!!! all this and more!!!!....where is the "blender hole" you ask?? a super-top-secret-never-before-intentionally-surfed-hidden-from-farmers-and-ranchers-and-punks-PLAYHOLE.....you'll have plenty of time to warm up as it comes at you in about the 8th hour in the canyon....competitor party to follow.....with the possibilty of a drinking comp!!!!...this is a grass roots brodeo THAT WILL HAPPEN FOR SURE.....a cap of ten boaters has been estabolished due to safety concerns and eddy space....a date will be set by the freestylers votes......it will happen this month.....this is not a joke...or a test by the emergeny broadcast system!!!!...freestylers can also contact JUNIOR RANGER 420 at 970-275-1890..........PS, MR. NHINDS, JIBERISH, COSURFGOD, DAMON MILLER and RIVERWRANGLER have been pre-selected *****beep beep***this just in****CUTCH has been added to the preselected roster......****beep****......roster selections done by the "junior ranger jury".....git sum................. JUNIOR RANGER 420

[Gary E]

Nice word milo.."Doomy" sounds like a quote from one of our bros...He is back in the US..Go find my paddle if you have a minute,it's was released from duty about a hundred yards below NF slate..Red blades/werner..
Gary

[milo]

.....GARY E., I THOUGHT MELENICK SAID IT WAS FOUND SHORTLY THERE AFTER.... i'll ask him about it.....R.D. is in the U>S>?.....what a whack job!!!....