A friend of mine is looking for a place to step it down a notch and practice his roll after swimming near the Ouzel Picnic Area on Lower Mish. He had to hike-out because he wasn't sure if Poudre Park was for him considering he swam on Bridges the day before, so I think he's really just looking to take it down a notch. His wife was so embarrassed for him that she went out on the town without him and was seen making out with a local MC. Needless to say he slept on the couch and was told that if he didn't stop carping he was going to be sleeping there permanently.
I won't say his name but his Mountainbuzz moniker rhymes with carping otter and has something to do with lots of h2o. So do you guys think he's going to be alright on Filter Plant, or is Mad Dog going to be a little rough for him at these levels? Maybe he could put-in right below the Frothing Chihuahua?
I also heard that Keck, Maria, and posse had a swim each on the Source and that they might be looking to get back into it at the Golden Play Park. Maybe step it up to Boulder Creek through town if they're feeling up to it. Oh, and can someone who was there explain to me how FR Fred managed to swim three times on one Source lap. That is remarkable! Something that I had never imagined possible!
My beat down is coming , I know (or maybe I already got mine, twice, in Upper Narrows)...
but this was too epic of a carnage report not to pass on to the general public.