Originally Posted by lhowemt
Best post EVER.
Hardly. I look so bad ass kayaking it's stupid. As a matter of fact, I look so cool, girls are afraid to talk to me. Crazy you ask? No, just how it is. At the takeout I usually talk about how good at kayaking I am, and they just have to walk away because my awesomeness is overwhelming. I'm fairly intimidating though, and this could attribute to the fact that all you girls are too scared to compliment me.
Seriously, that post you are talking about is nonsense! Everybody looks cooler wearing a skirt sopping wet. Just remember, you don't look as good as I do. I bought a Bombflow shirt, its stout and brown. I'm basically bros with Evan Garcia and Fred Gnarquist, MD.