Halloween Costumes

[will raft 4 beer]

Hey yall, since everyone here is so unimaginative and boring, I was wondering if people would like to compile a list of creative halloween costumes yall have seen or worn, with emphasis on being able to throw together said costume in a day (for a party). Let's here them. Points for originality and complete lack of social awareness and propriety.

Perry

[BastrdSonOfElvis]

Naked guy

[deepstroke]

5 naked guys on leashes held by dikey lookin female in a US military uniform givin the the thumbs up. Throw in a photographer in US mititary uniform for good measure. Fagpiles on the hour.

[howlie]

I went as a dick sandwich last night. Greatest part about it was the free ticket to act like a prick all night....until I had a wardrobe malfunction, then I just went as a dick head.

very hung over today

[BastrdSonOfElvis]

Dude, who can wait a whole hour in between fagpiles? You're a better man than I.

[ihateboulder]

I am going as a cop this year. One of my buddies loaned me his police uniform, I'm going to scare the shit out of some hippies tonight! I will not be carrying any firearms, but will have a few cans of mace in case any of these dirtbags mouth off to me.
Have fun and be safe ya'll!

[cayo]

Bastard Son of Elvis not only do you have the best name on this forum,so fuckin'stupid but always cracks me up,but you've been comin'up with alotta'good shit lately.Keep up the good work!
wasn't goin out this year ,but now I think I'll go to Boulder as an undercover hippy layin' in wait to kick the crap out of fake cops

[Golder]

Yo, I once saw this cat who put a box on his head lined it with aluminam foil and had a sign that said "Free Mamorgrams". Yeah kinda stupid I know but he got some girls to stick thier boobs in the box for the free inspection,Didnt think it was too stupid after that!

[Hammer]

Chic magnet - dress in all black, gorilla glue a bunch of naked barbies to your clothes (or a bunch of ken dolls if you want the fag pile). Maybe not the best costume, but can work last minute.

[sj]

I am going as an Aging conservative frat boy tonight. Old blue blazer, kakhi pants. white shirt with red tie. Bad toupe think First or Lott, pin a flag to one sleve and a prayer to the other. Then have my old huge cell phone in one hand and a Martiniglass in the other. sj