Originally Posted by SuperCritical
Glassy SUP wave?! Stand up pussies are just old kayakers who's backs hurt too much, their belly's are too fat to fit in a boat and lost their roll. A glassy wave at the bottom of Gore is a travesty. We need a wave that I can blunt my jefe and one to flip any rafts launching at 1 so there is no more chachi traffic there. Somebody needs to call in Oldschooler, the only designer that has made a real kayak wave. A Gore feature needs to live up to the canyon above it. He needs to take his paddle and bitch slap that designer and then slap the water and create a feature like he did at Vail and at Glenwood and how he created Corner Pocket... R.I.P. Like Moses slapping the Red Sea to deliver the chosen boaters and leaving all of you Canaanites to drowned in the wake.
You sound like a joy to be on the river with. All hail the mighty King of the River!
Member since 08 and only 8 posts. I smell troll!!!
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