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Old 02-02-2010   #1
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Goose attacks kayaker-too funny

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Old 02-02-2010   #2
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Wow Jackson kayaks are very stable.. even under attack by a rouge Goose..
But seriously a "Pro Kayak angler" ??? I knew such a thing existed, but I was hopeing they didn't video tape their stuff..

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Old 02-03-2010   #3
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I particularly like how the goose stayed around taunting the guy, as if to say "That's right, b1tch!"
"self-aggrandizing jackass" - it says it right on the label
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Old 02-03-2010   #4
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New line of work: Pro Kayak Goose hunter.
Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
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Old 02-03-2010   #5
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The hissing is too funny. I will steer clear of those bad boys next time.
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Old 02-03-2010   #6
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Boy he got owned! I was followed by a canadian goose while running repeat 800m on a track...A guy had about 5 girls out in the mid field and I was jogging across through them when he got mad and gave chase. There I was running 2:20 pace with a goose flying behind me honking...I got a stich from laughing while trying to run fast to avoid getting bitten!
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Old 02-03-2010   #7
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You must appease the goose people with bread if you want to recreate in their territory.
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Old 02-03-2010   #8
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1. goes to show you should always wear a helemt while kayaking
2. a class V goose attack
3. he must of not learned the grab the goose and brace/hip snap routine (a common problem arising from friends teaching friends how to kayak)
4. was that a goose or just a big duck? if so his buddy filminmg should have yelled DUCK
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Old 02-03-2010   #9
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Hehe, when I used to live in Boulder at the Tantra Lake Apartments we had a couple fierce swans that liked to protect their young'uns. One evening my buddy was a little intoxicated and went for a swim. The swans made a B-line for him and started attackin him about 25ft from shore. I dont think I've ever laughed so hard. He was freaked out.
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Old 02-03-2010   #10
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Happened to a girl I know when we were going down from Stonebridge to Salida. Attacked her in her boat just above Squaw Creek and she flipped over with no paddle. Swam that rapid and that was the last time she ever boated. She got kind of worked over some rocks that that was it. Freaking geese!

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