First of all who is South Lander? Do I know you? Yeah I just started to kayak compared to people like JJ who began 100 years ago in kayaks made out of balsa wood. Shoot I would be bald too if I was 117 yrs old.
Holley, as a person with a full head of hair I can say that all the ladies have never been disappointed nor ask for me to go shiny.
Where did all of this Paul and Kevin stuff begin, just cause the ladies get what they want (a wobbly H) from me and Paul doesn't mean we are now dating.
Urban Dictionary: Wobbly H
The first scratch I put into my new boat will be when I boof over someone in whiteline and while they cartwheel they nick my boat.
P.S. Lostatimewaitingforyou, Tea and Crumpets are British, You must have confused them with cabernet sauvignon and foie gras.
If you want the lines just follow the orange boat to the buckle and ladies.