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Old 07-24-2007   #31
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balds have more fun

OK sorry to interrupt...but I was just trying to figure out where dotcom fits in on the whole hair-loss diagram. Are we talking a "VII" with a shave-over?? Not a big deal, but it would be good to sort that out...I've been wondering that shit forever. Don't get me wrong, even though I'm more partial to the salt & pepper thing, I think bald is hot. Just wondering...

I think I should be off the pain killers enough to at least be reliable safety by Thursday. If not, I'll be in charge of refreshments. Can't wait!

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Old 07-24-2007   #32
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You fuckin labia totin hairless old fucks!

If its next week, I'm in. In Milwaukee til friday. I have just sharpened the ends of ol' blue. You remember the Dancer XT don't you boize? Frenchy? None of the dotcomers know how to paddle a boat longer than 7 feet. You can let them probe 5 seconds ahead and spear them at the bottom of each drop, fall back behind, and do it again. Comedy!

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Old 07-25-2007   #33
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Pretty sure I'm the only one outta all you mthrfckrs that's got a full head of hair (other than Kevin jew curls), and I'm gonna style that shit up nice for Thursday. Pagel, Ive got a transition in the front yard ifn you want er. fuck it, fly back early, what, you think work is a good reason to miss this shit? You need a good whoopin on the fusbal table, ya' aint gonna like it.
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Old 07-25-2007   #34
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Might have to break out the Pirouette S. that is in my back yard since my Corsica S is in GA.. hmm...
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Old 07-25-2007   #35
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All right ladies got back from Sin City and after basically going on a non stop three day bender including multiple nights with Leif's mom, who by the way only charges one wooden nickel for her services, I feel that it probably would have been in your best interests to have the race while I was gone. I didn't get to post this before I left but when I was up on the narrows last week I saved a giant rattlesnake from the river. As I picked it up and brought it to shore it said " Whohoma nitty pitty suckle sum titti" I knew right away that this was one of my spirit guides telling me the race was in the bag for me and I had the gods blessings, rattlesnakes are also the animal for men who if they need a long boat to paddle just whip it out. I also won 10$ at craps so the gods are definitely watching out for me.

So even if that vision was an acid flashback I still got a long boat ready and waiting.

Oh and Force, isn't that picture from your wedding in Massachusetts and we we all supposed to dress accordingly so your husband felt comfortable
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Old 07-25-2007   #36
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yourrealsister and paul the boyfriend of yourrealsister,

don't joke yourself, we all know pete has had my mom solidly locked up in his basement for the past few weeks as they are close to completing the kama sutra manual. she maybe a giving women but she's not fucking houdini...or at least not yet.
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Old 07-25-2007   #37
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Kevin- Did you mean 10k or $10.00. If it's 10k maybe you could afford to buy a brace or a boof stroke.

For all of you who know Randy Ramirez of the awful state of WY, Larime, picture this.. . . Randy with a mustache!
One that does not go below the lip line. Well if you can't picture that in your minds eye, after Thurs. when he loses the 30 day mustache bet that we have, you will be able to see it in person. And I will also be taking some pics for general amuzement. Should be good.

Is anybody from the 303 comming up for the festivities, or anywhere else for that matter??????

I would love to have a big race, instead of a locals only whoopin I usually put down.

C'mon in, the water's GREAT!
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Old 07-25-2007   #38
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I actually think that if Rando Calarisian got a stache he would fit in better up in the ol' WY. Doesn't seem like he is losing anything but gaining.
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Old 07-25-2007   #39
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Thanks Holley. Bald is so hot and I'd bet a mustache that a balding/greying individual is going to take home the title. These youngsters with the hair don't have the experience to get it done. I keep my stage under wraps. Really I've got a full head of hair I just shave it for fun.

Is there any interest in a Division II middles race, or a middles/lowers race? Would there be enough people to fill another heat? Maybe a ladies class. I'd love to see the Poudre Puffs battling it out through green bridge. Any takers?

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MMM...Seems as though the 303 can't represent. Ya'll have scheduled this thing so that the "Buckle will never leave the Fort". Plus I must admit that a mustache bet is pretty intimidating for Kyle and I. It'd take me 6 months to grow it and then another one to wear it. For next year, I'll bet a mustache against you growning out your hair enough to stage it! Bluegrass Sunday? Rock on you racers - Looking foward to the pics.

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