Lotsawater is gonna need a glue on mustache. JJ might need a defibrilator for his geriatric ass and life's mom is gonna need a bottle of lube! Oh and life should probably bring a scuba tank just in case.
So a triumvirate of last years finalists (funny rando you weren't there...) has meet and decided to proceed with the race this thursday. I'm probably sticking my foot in my mouth but plan to meet at Teds at 5:30pm or lower narrows at 6pm.
Last years format included prelimins from above super collider to lower narrow with gentleman rules applying in uppers and a shotgun start with the top two from each heat advancing into the finals. The final heat was again a shotgun start from above the bridge at lowers to the take out eddy. If you show up to race you need to competant (there will be little to no hand holding rando) or lotsawater will make run aggresive saftey for him at white line.
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Dotcom said it force! And that was me in the trusty CFS coming to boof your swirlwing ass, I had you in lowers, I just decided I would rather drink tasty beers than run the second heats. I think your memory may be fading! Rando didnt you get lapped by the second wave last year? Stay in BFE! As for the rest of you, its coming, and when you see me looping past you in a kingpin you'll know that this race would be a wash if I showed up in my long boat! I just want to keep it competitive you know. I'll be bringing my display case for my winnings.
2 ways to tell, 1 - kevin is always in rainbow colors! 2 - I will be the one who's back your looking at during the race! Sorry I am not 9 feet tall and pointed at by everyone. Kevin called me yesterday and said he saw your mom, she was on the corner 2 blocks from the strip offering money for sex!
OK sorry to interrupt...but I was just trying to figure out where dotcom fits in on the whole hair-loss diagram. Are we talking a "VII" with a shave-over?? Not a big deal, but it would be good to sort that out...I've been wondering that shit forever. Don't get me wrong, even though I'm more partial to the salt & pepper thing, I think bald is hot. Just wondering...
I think I should be off the pain killers enough to at least be reliable safety by Thursday. If not, I'll be in charge of refreshments. Can't wait!
If its next week, I'm in. In Milwaukee til friday. I have just sharpened the ends of ol' blue. You remember the Dancer XT don't you boize? Frenchy? None of the dotcomers know how to paddle a boat longer than 7 feet. You can let them probe 5 seconds ahead and spear them at the bottom of each drop, fall back behind, and do it again. Comedy!
Pagel
Thanks Holley. Bald is so hot and I'd bet a mustache that a balding/greying individual is going to take home the title. These youngsters with the hair don't have the experience to get it done. I keep my stage under wraps. Really I've got a full head of hair I just shave it for fun.
Is there any interest in a Division II middles race, or a middles/lowers race? Would there be enough people to fill another heat? Maybe a ladies class. I'd love to see the Poudre Puffs battling it out through green bridge. Any takers?
By the way - THE RACE IS ON - 6PM TOMMORROW - COME ONE COME ALL TO THE BEST THING GOING AT THIS TIME OF YEAR - THE 2ND ANNUAL POUDRE GNARROWS RACE - FOR THE BUCKLE!
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Cub boater: "What do the spiders mean?" Old fart boater: "Trust your intuition." CRCII
MMM...Seems as though the 303 can't represent. Ya'll have scheduled this thing so that the "Buckle will never leave the Fort". Plus I must admit that a mustache bet is pretty intimidating for Kyle and I. It'd take me 6 months to grow it and then another one to wear it. For next year, I'll bet a mustache against you growning out your hair enough to stage it! Bluegrass Sunday? Rock on you racers - Looking foward to the pics.
Joe
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