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Old 07-19-2007   #11
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Ya ya ya big metro bouldenver talkers. I mean I understand your excuses, you hear them every day from women who won't go home with you, and because of it your confidence is so low you have to pretend your going to be out of town knowing that the dates may not change and your off the hook. Its ok I mean stay on clear creek and walk around rigo a few more times and this will all pass over. Cutch I know you won by 14 seconds but that was only because my team mate was nowhere to be found. I tube that faster than 30 minutes! So as usual it seems like the FC crew will be the only ones to step it up again, its ok boater cross for many is scary! That buckle will never leave town!

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Old 07-19-2007   #12
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safety meeting

This is going to be another good one. I've gotta see this.

Yous prob don't need it, but I can run safety/ observe the art of backing up the shit talk.

I will stay tuned...

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Old 07-19-2007   #13
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J.J. I pulled this chart off the internets as to help you decide how much longer you can expect to have that rapidly receding hairline. Your so ugly even your hair is trying to get away from your face. Anyways I hope this chart helps. I think you are somewhere around a stage "VI" but it could be a stage VII I dunno. I hope this helps buddy.

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Old 07-19-2007   #14
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Look this has gotten a little out of hand here, I mean picking on someone with a disability such as baldness. Not everyone out there can have flowing Jewcurls like myself. Anyways lets make this easy on everyone, just give me the belt.

JJ can stay at home with the kid and breast feed it,

Leif doesn't have to buy ice cream,

Leif's mom doesn't have to stay under water with Pete again although that thing she was doing in the hot tub was amazing, with a capital O face.

Everyone that is from out of town doesn't have to drive and pollute the environment and waste gas to feel like losers. Just look around: you live in Boulder, you don't need to be a glutton for pain.

Denverites, this isn't Confluence play wave, this is pure pristine Wild and Scenic Poudre water, you will probably have an allergic reaction to the fresh spring water.
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Old 07-19-2007   #15
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What I do not get is stage V A. Is stage V A where you start to get plugs because there seems to be a bit more hair at V A than at VII. Maybe VII is as bad as it gets then you realize your bald and get plugs, which obviously do not work great and all of a sudden your back to V A. JJ just go straight to V A I think there is a free plug clinic next Thursday afternoon, so we all understand if you cannot make it to the race, I the race will always be there, your hairline won't.

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Old 07-20-2007   #16
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OK. So now we have Switchback putting up a front that he actually wants to race, but that it must be extremely low water so that he doesn't have to swim at the first rapid. Anybody want to comment on postponing the race until Aug. 1 so that McClutchsky and anybody else who can't make it next Thursday can race. I think we will still have water (>1.5) but we can't be sure. At this point things are dropping out pretty quickly but I think it will hold until then.

If we move the race to Aug. 1st to accommodate you McCoochie, you must be in attendance and I will put a month long mustache bet that I am still going to come out on top, even at knuckle dragging levels, which is your specialty. The scary thing is visualizing you with sixteen curly blonde hairs above your lip. Uhhg. Remember the rules before you agree. 1 month sporting a mustache, no hair below the lip, and the time doesn't start until you actually have a mustache (which could be an extra month of embarrassing peach fuzz, unless you hit puberty since I saw you last). Talk amongst yourszelves.
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Old 07-20-2007   #17
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I for one am against postponing the race for Kyle. His huge head would pop if we postponed a fort collins event for somebody that doesn't even live here. Phuq him and his couch. There is a reason his nickname is "Switchback Mountain"
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Old 07-20-2007   #18
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I say get it while the gettins good. I was up there today polishing off my whiteline boof and I haven't seen a boof like that since I went to Tijauna and saw the ol Leif's mom and senor donkey show (there is supposed to be a tilde above the n in senor but I don't know how to do that). Oh and just in case you thought I could be beat because my boat fills up with water faster than poo in JJ's Depends, I got a new shell today. Uh oh, somebody's closer.
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Old 07-22-2007   #19
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This thursday, next wednesday, it don't matter as I'm going to smoke you all. Level is 2.1ft as of this Sunday at 5pm and is looking to be optimal for race lines with a good chance of some carnage in places.

Lotsalikecock - you better lay off the colorado ruben as those love handles will do little to help your performance other than giving you extra floatation when you're swimming out of white line. allthough i hear my mom likes having something to hold onto when she's giving it to you with her strap on and she tells me your handles work great. i'm honestly a little surprised your into that and wouldn't have believed it until i saw her mounting you from the rear last week on the narrows. wow... your a giving person...or shall i say a taking person.

Yourrealsister - please apply some vagisil to your nether regions before the race as you might be a little sore after the prelims and ps a new hull will do little to help your performance if you're still running the sneaks.

Paul the boyfriend of yourrealsister - are you sure you remember the lines up on the gnarrows? as i haven't seen you on the water in awhile but i did see some sweet footage of your swimming in DT. hopefully your boys knew how to fish you out. i figured you had sold you boat and taken up rollerblading since then. you know the hardest thing about rollerblading? telling your dad your gay.

JJH - stop watching my race lines as you ain't got the skills or hairline to follow what i've got planned. i'm taking that belt buckle from you whether you like it or not.

Dotcom - you better figure out the line on super collider as surfing the hole is no way to win the race but will provide some good friendly rubbing all winter long.

Frenchy - i've heard about your plans to bring the long boat and while some may consider it cheating last years final four may allow it due to your old age as thats the only way you're making it into the finals this year.
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You bitches better bring some peaches if I show up.. I'll be collecting them.

I like peach pie btw.. And I'll take that belt buckle to get polished so I have some more bling bling...


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