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Old 09-01-2006   #11
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At the take out I offered this guy a beer one time and he said "No thanks." WTF, I mean that's like a Catholic turning down communion.

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Old 09-01-2006   #12
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Obviously Waterton is for assholes. Thats why I go to Gore. Pretty lame post. Maybe you and your friends should take up ping pong where a toilet is always near by.

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Old 09-01-2006   #13
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yeah, we're assholes, gore is where the cool guys hang. we love ping pong and toilets.

however, if bro#2 would reveal himself, you might be surprised, mr. phillips.

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Old 09-01-2006   #14
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You would be Steve, I have been with some people who are very well-known on the Buzz, in Colorado and even nationally who have shat in the river - NFSP, Slate, Colorado, Ocoee, etc. - and you might be surprised who some are...people who appear online as Bush-bashing would-be treehuggers.
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Old 09-01-2006   #15
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Old 09-01-2006   #16
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Steve, what's up with the Teamamerica slapdown, you should have crapped in his boat when he wasn't looking-same thing as crapping in the water!
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Old 09-03-2006   #17
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Ok I got your point this is not about takeing a poop in the river. Well here is my story and proud of it.

I was paddling the Chattoga river with a buddy. He was kind of new and pretty cocky. I was trying to settle him donw before we got to five falls. He responded by pulling up a fat lugi and spitting it in my face from like a couple of feet away. He laughed as he paddled away from me.

I wipped the nasty ass lugi from my face and told the dude that he would pay. For the next few minutes I devised my plan. We made it down to corckscrew rapid and pulled out on the river left side to scout it out. As I got out of my boat I clipped my spray skirt to my vest and walked over to a good vantage point. I stood kind of behind him and to his left and pointed with my left hand what his line should be explaing ever aspect in as much detail as I could think of. While he was paying attention to the beta I was giving him I proceded to piss on his left leg. It took a second for him to realize what was goin on as his leg was partially asleep from being in his boat and the fact that he was wearing cotton thermal underwear (yeah his mistake so glad he did not ahve any polypro). Finally he felt the warmth and realised what was going on. He jumped back and was prepared to retailiate and then remembered that he would pay for the lugi. We called a truce.

I ran the rest of the five falls with a huge grin on my face and even smiled for the greater half of the 2 miles of flat water after the run.

So yeah dude I think you should take a dump in the dudes boat like the other dude said. Or One time I mailed an envelope packed full of fresh dog poop along with a check for some money that I owed a friend. You could mail him an envelope full of poop. Maybe you should piss in his booties... Dang I sound like I am messed up... Nobody is ever going to want to paddle with me....

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