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Old 06-17-2004   #1
surrounded by mountains, Colorado
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FIBArk -- Game On! This place RULES!!!

Both Features are working awesome. Boaters are going off HUGE!!! The action is incredible. So is the VIBE of the whole seen. Rubbernecking over the hottest looking people in Colorado is a natural past time. The Motet is geared up to play on the F Street bridge at 6:30. The beer's pouring and the food is awesome. Get here and HIT IT!

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Old 06-18-2004   #2
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Wow. Sounds pretty trendy, sort of like a big team sponsored disco on water but with sports drinks instead of cocaine.
But it's funny what a subjective lens the human eye is. Maybe because it's morning now, stead a nighttime, but all this correspondent can report is the usual aimless hordes of river types: Pallid, red-eyed, green-tongued, love handled, scratching their drytop rash and stumbling around like zombie lizards waiting for the sun to bring life and purpose to them. Boaters out of their boats are like beetles turned onto their backs.
I reckon all them gratuitously mentioned hot looking people must still be crashed out in the Salida Ritz-Carlton, tangled amidst empty Viagra vials and spilled smart drinks, sleeping off their anabolic steroid/Rohypnol hangovers while dreams of unnattainable hard bodied perfect 'tens' with single digit IQs trouble their sleep. You can almost hear the flies buzzing now, can't you?
Ick. Glad I'm just here to boat.

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Old 06-18-2004   #3
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hit what?

hey, i'm just a simpleton CL IV swimmer from a redneck west slope town. i've never snorted coke or had a viagra Rx, and its even been a while since i hit the bong. even my own girl does not think i'm hot, so am i still allowed to HIT IT?

sorry ka-ka-ka-ken (couldn't resist, i love that movie - "REH-VENGE! REH-VENGE!"), but you must fully expect that a post of this nature would entice the buzzards. FIBArk is cool, and Tanya is a hottie, but we are not talking about sliced bread here.
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Old 06-18-2004   #4
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What's fibark?
After I "HIT IT" up at Pine creek and the #s with zero crowds today, I realized that this weekend is the best time to hit the rivers. Everyone is busy in Salida rubbernecking the huge vibe.

Seriously, FIBArk is alot of fun, but no matter how many begging, pleading posts I read, I still have to work this weekend.
"So in two seconds, away we went, a sliding down the river, and it did seem so good to be free again and all by ourselves on the big river and nobody to bother us." -Mark Twain (The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn)
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Old 06-22-2004   #5
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willpaddle4food - You are freaking killing me!!! That's got to be the funiest post I've read in a while, it rivals the Chunderboy!!! Have fun rubbernecking the "seen"...
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Old 06-23-2004   #6
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bah! Ed's killing me !

hansen is right again, what is a fibark?
ed your too cool for school
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Old 06-23-2004   #7
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Being new to Colorado, I had to check out Fibark this weekend.
I didn't see that many hot chicks or anything, but I thought it was a blast. Just a ton of people, hanging around the river, smiling, drinking, watching the pros throw down, having a good time.
FIBArk is a very cool thing, and Salida is a cool town.

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