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Farting in your boat

Anyone know what the effect of human-generated methane has on roto-moulded plastic?

Does it make the underside of the sprayskirt smell funny?

Does the fish know when you do it and does it affect their hearing?

I guess it's time to go paddle.....

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I dont know the answer to any of these questions but I do know that there is something magical about farting in your boat. I think it increeases your buoyancy, and it sorta massages your butt. Fish may be able to feel the vibrations of the fart. Very Magical.

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my booties makes the underside of my skirt smell funny.
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Magical indeed. Just last night on Clear Creek I saw fish jump after I farted. Just be careful when you pull your spray skirt - get out of the boat quickly.
Like it or not, all of us are the result of a sexual act.
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I paddle a Dagger, so naturally it leaks. Sometimes i get a little water in my seat and when i fart, it makes tiny little bubbles that tickle. . .
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