Expendability Joke

confused · 12-09-2005

No diss meant to all the new kayakers out there but yeah....

Expendability

First you must learn the definition we will be using. Expendable: Some random person who can be relied upon to swim!!!

Rules about Expendable People/What to do:

-1) Go kayaking with them in piranah or starving snapping turtle infested waters. This gives you a chance to escape while they are being devoured.

-2) Writing "I'm expendable" on their back is not fair. This will lower their self esteem...

-3) Learn Universal Woodland. Broadcast the fact that they are expendable across the woodlands so that the Flying Chipmunks of Doom and all the other cuddly, evil woodland creatures attack them, not you.

-4) Learn Universal Fish. Broadcast the fact that they are expendable across the river so that the Piranahs, Rabid Trout, and other demonic fishies so that they attack them, not you.

-5) Tell them that sleeping in kayak suspended from tree near honeycomb and berry bushes is a good idea (it isn't). Go find a nice space for your tent about 100' away from them, berry bushes, honeycomb, and the river. That way, the starving bear gets them not you.

-6) Put them in a leaky with fishing line attatched so that you can fish for shark when you are ocean boating.

(FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE!!!!)

lotsawater · 12-12-2005

yer dumb

BozonePaddler · 12-12-2005

indeed, you should think about these things instead of just spouting them out when they crop up in your head

Jiberish · 12-12-2005

ill be kind:

Put coolade mix in there boat.......then teach them the rolling technique.....

Just thought I'd participate...haha..
Ben

paddlebizzle · 12-12-2005

Can someone pass the crack pipe?

newby0616 · 12-13-2005

"Drugs are bad, mmmmm-kay?"

- Mr. Garrison

WhiteLightning · 12-13-2005

Am I drunk? I don't get it.

Andy H. · 12-13-2005

WL - I think you're not drunk enough.

At least "Confused" is posting something that tries to make folks laugh and isn't coming on here flaming left and right, posting inappropriate junk (it IS related to boating...) getting political, agro, etc. Its the off season, and its keeping him off the streets...

Whatever he's been smoking must be some pretty good stuff.

WhiteLightning · 12-13-2005

True, haha, it didn't bother me or anything, just trying to follow along.

Must be from the 303 or something...

JUST KIDDING!!!

Sorry Andy, had to make fun of the flaming, E vs. W. is always a great pointless topic!

Here's a joke for you guys. Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-nine year olds?

Because there are twenty of 'em!

I guess that is OT for boating, but as long as we are making jokes around here....

chadmckenzie26 · 12-13-2005

WL we have a sense of humor in the 303