Matt, it's just that I'm aware you are full of dawg shit. You haven't been to the Gauley in 3 years. That combined with the fact that you seem to be going soft on us (trying to sneak a creekboat into Dan's rig) makes me a bit skeptical. And Girl crap? Hmmm, who did we buy the make-up kit for in Cali? I'll be sure to bring you a training bra for the pummeling under the bear.
PS. Liquidchaos, bring a rope and tether to the Yough. Looks like Matt will be in a playboat after all.