Dear Eagle County boaters,
Not all of you are oscar myer weiners but for sure most of you are.
Sorry I have been absent from the buzz for a while, but some things need to be cleared up here. A 20 day trip on the Grand Canyon for Gear Testing really takes you out of the scene, my apologies. I have returned and am ready to clarify some things that were left up in the air last year.
Routt County is not afraid of beer bongs. KT has had some very bad experiences drinking anything else besides whiskey before boating class V. Kudos to his superb liver. He would not have fired up Stupid the next day instead of rafting Oh - Be if he was drinking beer. Wise choice, large drop done.
Since you all were trying to call us out last summer, watch out cause we are now stronger than ever. After 9 months of sitting out with shoulder problems I had my AC joint repaired and 2 bone spurs removed from my collar bone on December 28th. With spring training out of the way and the time to dominate approaching, watch it. With 3 first D's in our region last year and you all only having one sick creek that you somehow seem to never clean, I think you need to pipe down. Craporadon, you have some serious shit under your belt so this is directed at the rest of your slack ass crew. http://www.otcouch.com/photo/index.php?cat=58
And you boys better recognize that we are going to bring it at the creek races throughout the state this year. Beware team D, I hope the timing won't be skewed towards them because I have some sick old boats that are going to keep everyone honest. Barring a stout showing from Ryan Casey, Steve Fisher, or EJ we might just have some fun at Oh-Be and Gore this year. Old school prijons bring the thunder, especially with the chunderposse puts great skills with large sack behind them. Wayne Chorter is back on the team (Durango though), Chunderboy came to me in a dream and said, ask Kato and Waynechorter to travel the state with you in a mountain rescue ambulance and give the Eagle County Crowd a clinic in manners and local creek chainsaw cleaning. So when you are ready please schedule that around my event tour.
May 4th,5th, and 6th Glenwood, CO Glenwood Canyon Canoe and Kayak swap
May 18th 19th 20th Buena Vista CO CKS Paddlefest
May 28th Steamboat, Paddling Life Invitational, Memorial Day
May 29th - June 3rd Vail, Teva Mountain Games
June 9th, 10th, 11th Steamboat Springs, Yampa River Festival
Off the couch.com is where we will continue to bash you all in a whitewater guide to the world. All need to know your shortcomings and I am happy to cry it from the roof tops. I still need help with content on this site so please email me photos if you want em posted by the runs I am missing, firstname.lastname@example.org
WEST SIDE, OF THE DIVIDE!