I will finally weigh in here, since I am Paul the Kayaker in question. There were plenty of great responses here, especially from some weighted contenders that helped establish these delicious dairy rules. And yes I probed the depths of the upper right pocket, and although I plan on never doing the bear grylls again, I did explore the unknown and make it back to safety under my own power. Glad to see the unanimous agreement that it was not a swim. I would also like to content the rolling status.
Lets take a little trip through my adventure: So I plunged down nose first, went deep, had the back of my boat sucked up against the vertical wall for a second until my skirt malfunctioned, then was immediately swept away surfacing upright like Sean Connery in Red October. More of a pirouette than a roll. At no point was I in roll position, or ever actually tried a roll, I just supermanned by my underwater paddling prowess, which kept me upright and in my boat. I may buy Kevin and Frenchy some ice cream, but it was not because I rolled, but rather that I am a good guy and I like to hook my paddling buddies up with tasty treats. May I mention that at the takeout I had 3 big slices of delicious pepperoni pizza waiting for my amigos, that also probed the depths with me and my boat. Nuf said, thanks buzzards for the clearing of my name!!