View Poll Results: Cougars: Slay em or Lay em?
Man up and lay em. 12 25.00%
Bait them with Smirnoff Ice to your buddies tent 16 33.33%
Show them your bank account to scare them off 7 14.58%
Slay em... In the butt 15 31.25%
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Old 06-30-2014   #1
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Cougers in Camp: Slay 'em or Lay 'em

I am not sure what the proper protocol is and I suppose that often ones actions vary depending on each unique situation. I am curious though what Buzzards thoughts are one how to treat these creatures when they enter your camp. Often the ones that hang around rafters camps were once beautiful, majestic creatures that have aged and are now hungry for easy prey. How do you protect your friends from being ambushed? Thoughts?

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Old 06-30-2014   #3
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Are they in a wilderness area? Bait em, they're probably rainbow hippies or rock climbers and you don't want no part of that.

What genus are they? If they're blonde, then slay em, they're definitely a danger to your health and pocketbook. All others... use your own judgement.
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Old 06-30-2014   #4
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... How do you protect your friends from being ambushed? ...
You don't, let nature take its course. Survival of the fittest!
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depends on how many beers deep you are!
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they can be quite majestic at a distance. The problem is when they wander into your camp and then again into your tent. probably a good idea to stock some rufulin in your first aid kit in case the alcohol in camp doesn't do an effective job sedating them.
Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it "guaranteed", I will. I got spare time.
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A small caliber round from a short barrel to the head will take them out. Shot placment is crucial.
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Sodomize um till snot runs out there nose.

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