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Old 06-05-2008   #11
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hmmm well, I'm screwed

I wrote my full name, address and phone number on my boat using a brand new black sharpie, then I realized my new Super Hero was black, then I realized I don't give a fuck and that when I get busted for not having all that shit legible so the piggys can read it, I will sue the State of Colorado for not provisioning that the Sharpie company make a white sharpie so I can writeon my black boat and also sue the sharpie company for not making the white sharpie and thereby endangering my life from being beat up by the cops for not having my boat properly marked up (whom I shall also sue because I got beat up by them and probably tasered too), so....

That's a fine mess you've gotten us into now.....

WTF? What ding dong dipshit wrote this fucking bill? They need their balls placed in a olive press and slowly crushed

And the Lord said, let there be whitewater. So on Friday, the 13th day of the month....
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Old 06-05-2008   #12
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Poorly Written

I agree. A well written law would most definitely include something to the effect, "If found, return to owner for beer reward."

Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.

I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
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Old 06-05-2008   #13
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at least it isn't ohio where people are required to have the same registration as motorboats. i used to see a lot of buckeye boaters down in west virginia with a big OH 9273041 stickered in big black letters down both sides of their kayak.
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Old 06-06-2008   #14
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They do make a white sharpie.

"I think I handled my alcohol pretty well considering how drunk I was." -Cousin Dan
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