Sad, those East coast boys get onto the Buzz, start smack and then obviously can't hang. You better polish up, word on the street is that Gary E is coming in hot also. Lock up the women and children, here comes the West side.
Joe
Listen, i'm not trying to be a dickor to sound all high and mighty. I didn't mean to offend anyone by calling them out and i certainly didnt mean to call anyone any bad names. It was poor judgment on my part...and I'M NOT F$#@ING SORRY. Keep talking smack Joe and we will see where it gets you. Im not messin around when i say that i will kick flip all over your ass, and once i figure out what even means, it will be too late for you to come back with a smart ass remark. And as for Gary, i didn't want to bring it up but there is a pretty stout paddler out here in these parts by the name of Jeb Hall who is gunnin for him and my money is on good ole Jeb. So come one come all, you high altitude bitches may beat me in a syrup drinking contest but when it comes to eating Kit-Kats and running the shit i have no problems keepin up. See u front strangers in a week.
LOL, ES. Better lend Jeb a boat; Word is, he got stuffed, no more than 4hrs ago on the big east fork. Put him on the swim team!(glad he's ok)
As for Jeb gunnin for me, lol; He's been gunnin for me ever since I took him to cheeseman (01)and he got arrested and worked over by the rednecks.(sorry I didn't stick around, I had to fire that shit) Imagine some guy named jeb getting thrown out of a redneck area, that ain't natural.
Think he's had plenty of years to gun me down.
Please come and say hello ES, as this high altitude bitch wants to meet you, so you can buy the drinks.
As for kick flips? Joe will grab Jebs midget ass, and use him to pound you into wanting to learn how to huck it. Money on Jeb paddling, that's a safer bet than anything else Jeb would have to offer(well-he's good a shooting rats off the porch). We all know Jebs a stud in a kayak. Funny thing is, I've watched him swim; He's never seen me pull. And yes ES, we paddle the same drops.
All you east coasters are great paddlers though, can't wait to see the boys.
Ahh yea. Now I'm hearing that NOC is bringin the welcome wagon out for the CO boys. Rumor has it that they are literally bringing one ton of beer in an attempt to keep us sedated and prevent things from getting out of hand. Unfortunately, their gambit looks to backfire and I'm sure it'll produce a paradoxical reaction. My money's on Booth to defeat the mechanical bull. Two days to liftoff!
Joe
You boys are lucky the Blumpkin King can't make it this year, unfortunately I'll be "stuck" in the pacific northwest running the little white and the green trusse, but I'll see you CO boys this summer. In the meantime, you kids play nice at Gauley Fest and watch those eddy lines in Lost Paddle...hahaha.
Blumpkin
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Unreal weekend boys and girls. We caught the room of doom, beat Gary E twice in foosball (look him up on the World Championships of Foosball) and I even managed to carp several rolls and be T-rescued for the first time ever by a lady in with a pink helmet on. I wish she hadn't paddled onto my boat while I was trying to roll. Far and away the most embarasing experience on the river of all time. As Thomas said, if I had swam I might have taken less shit for it! What a party - makes gore look silly. I'll see y'all back on the Range after boofing W's backyard waterfall today.
Joe
P.S. Leland you can pay me my money when I come out for the Green this winter - I told you betting on Gary was a bad idea.
Joe,
I think the Colorado boaters unanimously agreed that:
"4 missed rolls" + "1 T-rescue" = 1 swim.
What a party. I was retarted at my 7AM meeting this morning.
-d
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